Setting Something on the Roof of your Car without Worrying About
Driving Away with it...

1. Determine there is no dry or clean area within a reasonable distance
   for your car.
   
2. Set object on the roof of your car.
   
3. Repeat to yourself, "There's something on the roof of the car"
   
4. Open the door of car, repeating, "There's something on the roof of the
   car"
   
5. Place object safely in the car and drive away.
   

Roof of Your Car...