Making a Political Television Commercial

1. Find the worst picture ever taken of your
   opponent.
   
2. Take a black-and-white picture of that picture,
   slightly out-of-focus.
   
3. Place the opponent's picture in the upper left
   corner of the screen.
   
4. Have a man with a deep voice say bad things
   about your opponent.
   
5. In your own voice, announce the ad was  paid
   for by friends of yourself.