Excerpts from the book
5 Steps to Anywhere
Copyright 2008 by: Bix DeBaise and Mike Keenan
Staying Warm on a Couch With No Blankets
Buttering Toast With Hard Butter
Getting the Most Out of a Single Visit To a Salad Bar
Filling a Doe Permit
Copyright 2008 by Bix DeBaise and Mike Keenan. All rights reserved.
Annoying Parking Lot Vultures at Mall
Picking up a Broken Glass
Getting Birthday Cake at your Child's Friend's Birthday Party
Setting Something on the Roof of Your Car without Worrying
about Driving Away
with it.
Delaying Taking the Kitchen Garbage Out
Acting in a Shakespearean Play
Putting a Sheet on a Matress in a Crib
Attaining Maximum Speed on a Waterslide
Cleaning up the House with Five Minute Notice
Opening a Jar With a Tight Lid
Making a Political Television Advertisement
Keeping a Wooden Pencil Sharp Longer
Avoid Being Called on in Class
Make Money with Little Effort
Locking Your Car on a Beach When There is No Place to Set
Your Car Keys
Attending an Art Festival
Opening a Two-Liter Bottle of Pop
Surviving When You Find Yourself Hanging From a High-Voltage Power Line
Avoid Pressure of People Singing "Happy Birthday" to You
Watching a Weather Forecast On Television
Fitting a Bagel into a Toaster
Placing a Band-Aid Around Your Own Thumb
Peeling an Orange With One Peel
Buying a New Car
Making a Perfect Spade With Your Hands
Brushing Snow Off Your Car
Bringing a Dish to Pass
