Fitting a Bagel into a Toaster
    Fitting a Bagel into a Toaster

  1. Remove bagel from bag.
  2. Slice bagel completely in half (if pre-sliced, finish the job
    cleanly).
  3. Lay two halves of bagel on counter with freshly cut side
    exposed.        
  4. Using palm of hand, squash bagel halves evenly using
    upper body weight.
  5. Insert bagel halves into toaster.